I have heard such great things about you, but I am just not sure if I can take the fact that you are always around but I can never see you.
What are you some sort of stalker or something? I think i can get over that though. Creepy is a little sexy after all right?
Hopefully one day we can have a face to face chat so I can know what you’re really all about.
I wouldn’t mind trading in the Flabby Belly in for some sexy abbifiication. Me and Flabby Belly have been together way too long and I think it is time for a change.
I look forward to seeing you soon, but just so you know I am not into monogamy I am seeing a lot of new friendly faces like Collar bones, Ribs, Quads, Triceps, Biceps, Pectorals, and a whole bunch of others too!
I don’t want you to think I am a floozie, but lately I have changed a lot and if you want, I can make room for you too.
Always in waiting,